I Can Trim Your Thighs, Enhance Your Bust & Eliminate Your Wrinkles: Just Show Me the Money!

Another Monday, another This Makes Me Crazy segment (a note for new Savvy Style friends, we split Mondays between What's New & This Makes Me Crazy) and this morning I'll be honest, the subject doesn't really make me crazy - it makes me tired.


I started flipping through a catalogue on Saturday (I swear I'm on every freakin' catalogue list in the country!) this particular one carries a vast array of "beauty products."

Well, what was being promoted?
  •  a padded belt that's supposed to flatten my belly, shrink my waistline and tone my arms
  •  a toning gel that will lift  my sagging double chin
  • an undergarment that will sculpt, round, lift and separate my derriere, WHILE trimming the hips, thighs and tummy
  • silicone enhancers for my bra that will enhance my decolletage and bust with AMPLE curves 
  • a shampoo that will promote healthier hair growth
  • a deep wrinkle miracle serum that will dramatically reduce my deep wrinkles and surface imperfections
  • a cream to get rid of the dark circles under my eyes
  • a gel to give me longer, fuller eyebrows and eyelashes
  • a lip plumper to give me soft, moist , seductive lips
AGH!  Enough, already.  And here I thought I looked pretty, darn good!

No wonder some women fall into the trap of  "I'm not good enough - not pretty enough - not sexy enough, etc."  when there seems to be no end to beauty products that will correct our many flaws.

I'm tired just thinking about it.

 

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